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December 17, 2007
- Study: Small Group Hazing At All-Time High
  2 Dead, Some Churches Impose Outright Ban
- Writers' Strike Hits TBN Hard
  Healing services, fundraising scripts most affected
- Bible Smugglers Release 31,103 Scripture Duckies on Euphrates River
- God to Professional Athletes: Stop Pointing at Me
  New declaration from The Almighty makes gesturing to Him on field a sin
- Asian American Pastor Speaks Only English
  Chicago native of Korean descent also knows no martial arts
- Top 10 Christmas Spiritual Gifts
- Which hymn do you wish was banned from church?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month Christmas Special 2007
November 19, 2007
- Analysts Predict Biggest Christmas Church Shopping Season Ever
  Churches sharpen seasonal services to nab annual worshippers
- J.K. Rowling: Aslan Was Gay, Too
- US Border Churches Change Attitudes Toward Stronger-Dollared Canadian Members
  Years of ridicule end for many as loony outpaces greenback
- Progressive Christian Leaders’ Wives Allowed Behind Pulpit, but Not Behind Wheel
- Top 10 Coolest Ways to Avoid Using the Word "Christian" in Your Facebook "Religious Views"
- What's your favorite excuse for missing church?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - November 2007
October 15, 2007
- Mir Christianity
  Group plans to station "missionauts" to spread the gospel in outer space
- Jesus Spotted Using iPhone
- Boy Sends Actual Leftovers to Sponsor Child
  Mother proud, World Vision not impressed
- Raised Hands in Church Make Better Doors than Windows
  Your Guide to Becoming a More Considerate Worshiper
  by John Q. Parishioner
- Johnny Cash Chaps Man’s Hide
- Extreme Home Takeover: Popular ABC Show’s Grief-Stricken Families Flip Houses, Willow Creek Association Nabs New Parsonages
- Which Democratic presidential primary candidate would Jesus vote for and why?
  Survey results and user comments
- Top 10 Tithe Check Memo Notes
- Church Sign of the Month - October 2007
September 15, 2007
- Ark of the Covenant Discovered on Craigslist
- Michael Vick Trades Signing Bonus for Treasures in Heaven
  After long search, football star finds Jesus “hangin’ out” in courthouse restroom
- Goodyear Blimp Covers Saddleback Services
  Nantz Calls Play by Play
- Takamine Set To Release Worship Leader Guitar
  Promises to make simple praise songs even simpler
- Mom Achieves 100% VBS Coverage
  Three boys attended church programs every week of the summer
- What might be the first thing Paul would say if he were placed in present day America?
  Survey results and user comments
- Top 10 Ways to Spice Up Your Boring Bible Study
- Church Sign of the Month - September 2007
December 25, 2004
- LaHaye vs. Hanegraaff: Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!
  Pair Takes Fight to Ring in Pay Per View Event
- Conscientious College Student Returns Home, Ruins Christmas
  "High And Mighty Ideas" Take Out All The Fun, Says Family
- Desperate Housewives Sermon Reference Causes Stir
  Parishioners Not Happy Assistant Pastor Apparently Watches Bawdy ABC Hit Series
- Pentecostal Man’s Speaking in Tongues Echoes NBA Rosters
- What is your favorite religious joke?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - December 2004
November 15, 2004
- Bush Proposes Faith-Based National Healthcare
  “Faithcare” to cover all citizens by ‘06
- Millions of Evangelicals Return to Political Inaction
  “Bush Elected, Work Done,” Say Christian Conservatives
- Amway Christian Fellowship: the Fastest Growing Church in America
- Local Man Gives Thanks in Most Circumstances
  Sunday School Teacher Fails to Give Thanks for Stubbed Toe, Canadian Change
- Church Sign of the Month - November 2004
September 15, 2004
- CBS News Claims Documents Disprove Christ's Resurrection
  Authenticity of Purported Memoirs of Thomas the Disciple Under Fierce Attack
- Church Displays Members' Individual Tithe Amounts During Pre-Service Announcements
- Pastor's Schedule "Really Hectic"
  Congregation Has No Idea Why
- Madonna Declares Herself Messiah of Kabbalah
  Leader of the Group Many Have Called a "Cult" Reinforces Singer's Claim
- Christian Accidentally Pledges to Public Radio
  Woman Thought She Was Listening to Local Christian Station, May Shirk Pledge
- If there were an all-star team for Christians, who would be on it, and why?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - September 2004
July 15, 2004
- U.S. Constitution to be Canonized!
  Council at Colorado Springs Receives "Re-Authorized Text"
- Apple CEO Likens Microsoft to Medieval Catholic Church
  Cites bondage, mind control
- Calvinist Church Dumps Free Will Offerings
  Pastor Says New "Election Collections" Better Reflect Church Doctrine
- Christian Ed. Directors Lament Increase in Home Sunday Schooling
  Sunday school enrollment in decline
- Gibson Nearly Tops List of Names Dropped by Egotistical Pastors
  Christ Captures Top Spot for 1,971st Consecutive Year
- What's the funniest or oddest thing you've ever heard anyone else pray for?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - July 2004
June 15, 2004
- Shutdown Season: Willow Creek Community Church Will Close its Doors for the Summer
- Survey: 91% of Christian Rock Bands Sport 'The Mac'
  Haircut is Sign of Success Commercially, Spiritually
- Local Waitress Rejoices Over Promotion
  Change in Schedule Means Fewer Christians, Bigger Tips
- Bush to Fundamentalists: I Hath Need of Thy Vote
  Most Favored Translation status to be awarded to King James Version
- Valedictorian at Christian High School Fails to Cite "The Purpose Driven Life"
  School Officials Say Omission Rises to the Level of Plagiarism, Weigh Punishments
- Top 10 Summer Youth Group Activites
- What law is most acceptable for Christians to break?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - June 2004
May 15, 2004
- Kerry Vows to Start New, Pro-Choice Catholic Church
  New Cabinet Position Would Be Created to Head the Socially Progressive Church
- Christian Hip-Hop Artist's Lyrics Too Theologically Complex for Rap Fans
  Label terminates contract before album releases and confuses everyone
- Congregation Worn Out by Revival
  Parishioners say they "need a nap"
- Focus on the Fartman: Dobson Backs Stern in FCC Fight
- Spidey to Adorn Pews, Pulpits at Megachurches
- Jesus, Pam Anderson Announce "Homeboy" Relationship
- What R-rated movies besides "Passion" should Christian young people see?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - May 2004
April 15, 2004
- Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands
- Cowell: Special Music "Really Awful"
  Idol Host Critiques Church Soloist; Father Enraged
- Darwinists Strike Again In Ichthus Fish Car Emblem Battle
- Southern Baptists Boast Highest Rate of "Passion" Viewership
  Study Finds 92% of SB's Have Seen Mel Gibson's Controversial Film
- What Christian celebrity is most likely to actually make it into Heaven?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - April 2004
March 15, 2004
- Ol' Dirty Bastard to Host Dove Awards
  Gospel Music Association Hopes Controversial Rapper Will 'Wu' Wider Audience
- God to Intercessors: Just Stop Saying "Just"
  Linguistic grace no longer applicable to mutually exclusive prayer requests
- Christian Mom Thinks "Blog" is a Euphemism for Sex
- Pope's 'Left Behind' Comments Spark Controversy
  Vatican Denies Papal Praise of Final End Times Novel
- What's the most frustrating conversation about religion you've ever had?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - March 2004
February 16, 2004
- Campus Crusade for Christ Sues Mel Gibson over Passion
  Ministry claims the actor's movie is "a blatant rip off" of their JESUS film
- Offertory Duet Compared to Superbowl Halftime Show
  Teens' Vocal Duet Has Local Church Embroiled In Controversy
- Couples Bible Study on Brink of Violence
- Not Much Christian about Christian Coffee House
  Higher Ground Coffee Haven a lot like other coffee shops
- Is it a sin to hate Democrats?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - February 2004
January 15, 2004
- Bush's Long-Range Space Initiative May Place Communities Millions of Miles from Earth… and Grace
  Focus on the Family fears no salvation for permanent residents of Moon, Mars
- Frightened Black Family Flees Emergent Church
- THO Guide to Christian Capitalization
- Group Touts Benefits of Abstinence After Marriage
  Concerned Women for America leaders hope move will curb spiraling divorce rate
- Divided Bible Study Just Excuse for Male Sex Talk
  Pastor splits sexes to chat men up about sexual sin
- What's the most unreasonable Christian New Year's resolution you've ever made?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - January 2004
December 15, 2003
- Saddam Hussein Converts to Christianity in Custody
  Southern Baptists call for immediate release of former dictator
- Re-Commits at Stadium Crusades Outnumber Conversions
- Church Votes to Expel Non-Purpose Driven Members
  Rick Warren's Book Becomes More than Recommended Reading for Local Congregation
- Methodists Vote to Install Obese Bishop
- Worship Leaders Annoyed By Recent Worship CD Trend
- What's your least favorite sermon topic?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month Christmas Special 2003
November 15, 2003
- Christ's Second Coming Thwarted at US-Canadian Border
- Tips for Interdenominational Unity
  by Trick Dalmer
- Barna: Christians Believe Almost Anything They Read on the Internet
  Study Shows "Heightened Gullibility" Among Evangelical Web Surfers
- "Holidays" Blamed for Low Church Attendance
  Congregation Sick of Excuses
- Pastoral Bow Hunting Analogies Increase
- Top 10 Worst-Ever Life Verses
- What's your favorite sin that you wish wasn't a sin at all?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - November 2003
October 15, 2003
- Manna Appearing Again in Sinai - Locals Still Complaining
- Satanic Curses Still Haunt Cubs, Sox
- Tips for a Can't-Miss Harvest Party
  by Dom Thistle
- Where are the Christian Guitarists?
  by Jerry Jones
- Amish Radio Station Folds After Just Six Months
  Owner Blames Poor Economy
- European Christian Doesn't Understand Halloween Controversy
- Local Church Installs Motion-Activated Sprinkler System to Deter Trick-or-Treaters
- Who is currently most likely to be the Antichrist?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - October 2003
September 15, 2003
- End-Times Blackout?
  Millions of Christians fear they are "left behind"
- Harry Potter Alternatives
  by Thad Brouct
- Pastor Now Paying Whites to Stay Away From Church
  Says Having Them There Was "Major Disruption"
- Man Happier About Switch to Mac than Conversion to Christianity
- Church Limits Prayer Requests To "Serious Illnesses"
  Officials say request time was dragging on way too long
- Worship band sings last line of "I Want to Know You" one more time, again
- Church Sign of the Month - September 2003
July 15, 2003
- Woman sees vision of Christ in tortilla shell, eats it
  Eternal wisdom may now be fully digested
- Hacker Attacks BibleGateway.com, Switches KJV and Amplified Bible
  Fundamentals everywhere lament their 'unauthorized' scripture references
- Your Pastor's "Good Morning" Routine is Sooooo Played
- Millions More Damned For Harry Potter-Related Sins
- What's the crappiest Christian band/artist that other people probably like?
  Survey results and user comments
- Church Sign of the Month - July 2003
June 15, 2003
- Dixie Chicks Continue Offensive Streak
  Christian community irate after lead singer Maines claims to be "richer than God"
- Gospel Tract Actually Leads To Conversion
  Witnesses stunned; experts skeptical
- Outdoor Offering Project Abandoned After Months of "Significant Theft"
  Church returns to traditional plate passing
- Local Church First Ever to Hire Professional Web Designer
- Church Sign of the Month - June 2003
May 15, 2003
- EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Trinity Broadcasting Network Run by Atheists
  Officials say goal was to make Christians look stupid
- ChristSoft Releases Breakthrough HB Player
  Media player decodes satanic messages embedded in digital secular music files
- Barna: Regular Baptists not regular at all
  GARBC is top denomination for chronic constipation
- Circle of Prayer Surrounding National Day of Prayer Gets Confusing
- Survey Results - Which denomination would you kick out of Christianity?
- Church Sign of the Month - May 2003