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Top 10 Worst-Ever Life Verses
 
10. Hezekiah 13:7
"Ye that dwelleth in his name, observe the news of the Lord."
   
9. Hosea 4:14
"I will not punish your daughters when they turn to prostitution, nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery, because the men themselves consort with harlots and sacrifice with shrine prostitutes—a people without understanding will come to ruin!"
   
8. Judges 4:21
"But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died."
   
7. Song of Songs 7:7-8a
"Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.'"
   
6. Psalm 137:8-9
"O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us—he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
   
5. 1 Samuel 4:18
"When he mentioned the ark of God, Eli fell over backwards from his seat by the side of the gate; and his neck was broken and he died, for he was an old man, and heavy."
   
4. Matthew 1:9
"And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias"
   
3. Acts 5:9
"How could you agree to test the Spirit of the Lord? Look! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also."
   
2. Leviticus 18:19
"Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period."
   
1. Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
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