OCEANSIDE,
CA – Christian software company ChristSoft announced today the release
of its new media player, HB Player. Nicknamed after the pivotal rock music
exposé "Hell's Bells" videos, the new player streams
audio files backward using breakthrough technology developed over the
course of the last 18 months. The technique has been nicknamed "backstreaming."
HB Player is also capable of playing popular mp3 files backward.
The company's goal in developing such software was to enable the
next generation of teenagers to decode modern rock music. "Uncovering
backmasking used to be quite an ordeal; you had to have specialized equipment."
says Anthony Nucaro, ChristSoft's vice president of marketing. "But
with new backstreaming technology, defeating Satan's evil schemes
is a snap. All you have to do is download an mp3 from Kazaa or visit a
secular band's website for sample files, and open them with HB Player."
In a double irony, the software was tested using the backmasked introduction
to Petra's Judas Kiss. Chief software developer Martin
Billmeier: "It took literally thousands of revisions to get the backstreamed
message to come out clearly, but now you can hear it easily. We developed
using the Petra piece to protect ourselves from the harmful messages embedded
in secular rock music." The hidden message in Judas Kiss
is "What are you looking for the devil for when you ought to be looking
for the Lord?" Asked why HB Player does not play secular music in
the normal direction, Billmeier was puzzled. "Why would you want
to listen to evil music like that? You'd be exposing yourself to
subliminal messages from the Devil!"
The initial release of the HB Player will be free, although ChristSoft
plans to release a paid version of the software sometime late in 2003.
Add-ons in the paid version will include the ability to backstream video
files; a feature Nucaro says will "open the doors to a whole new
world of spiritual warfare." A release for Mac's OS X is due
in 2004.
This is the first foray outside the gaming market for the software company,
most famous for its shoot'em up style children's evangelism
game Contagious Christians ®, available for most major game
platforms.
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